#5 “If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?” Who knew if this guy could save my life, but I knew there was only one way I could save hers.” #4 “The worst part about cancer isn’t what it does to you. Me? I’m memorizing the details of her face. #3 “Vanessa’s already working on plan A, B, all the way through Z. Don’t make the same mistakes I did, got it? Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.” When you find it, the whole world tastes like daffodil daydream. Source: David Lopez, retrieved from here Kidding aside, Deadpool definitely could teach us a thing or two about life, and love, or maybe just about loosening up really! So in this article, we’ve listed the most sarcastic, and borderline not safe for work of the best Deadpool quotes to give you the finest Deadpool has to offer.
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He was born in Canada, but grew up to be the least Canadian person ever (which goes to show that Ryan Reynolds is perfect for the role).ĭeadpool definitely has wisdom ranging from which X-Men is best, to how to perfectly cut someone’s neck off. He also seems to have the power to break the fourth wall and to have a vast knowledge about modern culture.
From funny and sarcastic, to absurd and out of this world- these hilarious Deadpool quotes will surely leave you in stitches!ĭeadpool is a trigger-happy mercenary who has a foul mouth and an affinity for everyone and everything.
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